History · 10 teams · 18 regular-season weeks

2023-24

Champion: snack related mishaps (Istvan)

Standings

#	Team	W-L-T	PCT	Finish
1	SLOB Goblins n' TaintsZac	94-64-4	.593	1st
2	Master P: They’re playing basketballPaul Denneboom	94-65-3	.590	2nd
3	Empty VassellRobin Honderich	91-71-0	.562	3rd
4	snack related mishapsIstvan	87-72-3	.546	Champion
5	Skyfucker UnitedNoah Brotman	82-77-3	.515	5th
6	DENTAL PLAN!!!!Adam Stecher	81-77-4	.512	6th
7	MM KeepsMathew Martin	78-79-5	.497	7th
8	Big AlAlex Stephen	73-87-2	.457	8th
9	Spreadsheet BumM Boland	68-94-0	.420	9th
10	The fishermanNick Poissant	49-111-2	.309	10th

Standings are regular-season category results (weeks 1–18); finish is the final placing after the playoffs.

Matchups

Scores are category wins out of 9; equal scores are ties.

Week 1

Big Al5–4The fisherman
SLOB Goblins n' Taints4–4Master P: They’re playing basketball
snack related mishaps6–3Spreadsheet Bum
MM Keeps5–4Skyfucker United
Empty Vassell6–3DENTAL PLAN!!!!

Week 2

Spreadsheet Bum3–6Empty Vassell
Master P: They’re playing basketball3–4MM Keeps
Skyfucker United7–2The fisherman
SLOB Goblins n' Taints5–4Big Al
snack related mishaps5–4DENTAL PLAN!!!!

Week 3

snack related mishaps9–0MM Keeps
The fisherman2–7DENTAL PLAN!!!!
Skyfucker United7–2Spreadsheet Bum
SLOB Goblins n' Taints6–3Empty Vassell
Master P: They’re playing basketball6–3Big Al

Week 4

Empty Vassell8–1The fisherman
MM Keeps5–3Big Al
snack related mishaps4–5SLOB Goblins n' Taints
Skyfucker United2–6DENTAL PLAN!!!!
Master P: They’re playing basketball7–2Spreadsheet Bum

Week 5

snack related mishaps6–2The fisherman
DENTAL PLAN!!!!3–6Master P: They’re playing basketball
Big Al8–1Spreadsheet Bum
Empty Vassell3–6Skyfucker United
SLOB Goblins n' Taints6–3MM Keeps

Week 6

Spreadsheet Bum4–5SLOB Goblins n' Taints
The fisherman2–7Master P: They’re playing basketball
DENTAL PLAN!!!!4–4MM Keeps
snack related mishaps5–4Empty Vassell
Skyfucker United7–2Big Al

Week 7

The fisherman1–7SLOB Goblins n' Taints
Master P: They’re playing basketball6–3Empty Vassell
Spreadsheet Bum3–6MM Keeps
Big Al4–5DENTAL PLAN!!!!
Skyfucker United4–4snack related mishaps

Week 8

snack related mishaps3–6Master P: They’re playing basketball
DENTAL PLAN!!!!5–4Spreadsheet Bum
SLOB Goblins n' Taints4–5Skyfucker United
MM Keeps7–2The fisherman
Empty Vassell4–5Big Al

Week 9

DENTAL PLAN!!!!2–5SLOB Goblins n' Taints
Big Al4–5snack related mishaps
The fisherman4–5Spreadsheet Bum
Empty Vassell4–5MM Keeps
Master P: They’re playing basketball8–1Skyfucker United

Week 10

The fisherman4–5Big Al
SLOB Goblins n' Taints6–3Master P: They’re playing basketball
Spreadsheet Bum7–2snack related mishaps
Skyfucker United5–4MM Keeps
DENTAL PLAN!!!!5–4Empty Vassell

Week 11

Spreadsheet Bum4–5Empty Vassell
Master P: They’re playing basketball5–4MM Keeps
The fisherman2–7Skyfucker United
SLOB Goblins n' Taints6–3Big Al
DENTAL PLAN!!!!1–8snack related mishaps

Week 12

snack related mishaps5–4MM Keeps
DENTAL PLAN!!!!6–3The fisherman
Spreadsheet Bum6–3Skyfucker United
SLOB Goblins n' Taints5–4Empty Vassell
Big Al1–8Master P: They’re playing basketball

Week 13

The fisherman2–7Empty Vassell
MM Keeps5–3Big Al
SLOB Goblins n' Taints6–3snack related mishaps
Skyfucker United5–4DENTAL PLAN!!!!
Spreadsheet Bum6–3Master P: They’re playing basketball

Week 14

snack related mishaps4–5The fisherman
DENTAL PLAN!!!!4–5Master P: They’re playing basketball
Big Al6–3Spreadsheet Bum
Empty Vassell5–4Skyfucker United
MM Keeps5–4SLOB Goblins n' Taints

Week 15

Spreadsheet Bum5–4SLOB Goblins n' Taints
Master P: They’re playing basketball5–4The fisherman
MM Keeps3–6DENTAL PLAN!!!!
snack related mishaps4–5Empty Vassell
Big Al6–3Skyfucker United

Week 16

The fisherman2–7SLOB Goblins n' Taints
Empty Vassell7–2Master P: They’re playing basketball
MM Keeps7–2Spreadsheet Bum
Big Al4–5DENTAL PLAN!!!!
Skyfucker United2–6snack related mishaps

Week 17

Master P: They’re playing basketball6–3snack related mishaps
DENTAL PLAN!!!!7–2Spreadsheet Bum
Skyfucker United5–4SLOB Goblins n' Taints
MM Keeps5–4The fisherman
Empty Vassell6–3Big Al

Week 18

SLOB Goblins n' Taints5–4DENTAL PLAN!!!!
Big Al4–5snack related mishaps
Spreadsheet Bum6–3The fisherman
MM Keeps2–7Empty Vassell
Skyfucker United5–4Master P: They’re playing basketball

Playoffs · week 19

snack related mishaps6–3SLOB Goblins n' Taints
Empty Vassell2–7Master P: They’re playing basketball
Big Al1–8Skyfucker United
MM Keeps6–3DENTAL PLAN!!!!
The fisherman7–2Spreadsheet Bum

Playoffs · week 20

Skyfucker United2–7SLOB Goblins n' Taints
MM Keeps3–6Empty Vassell
The fisherman5–4Spreadsheet Bum
Master P: They’re playing basketball3–6snack related mishaps

Playoffs · week 21

SLOB Goblins n' Taints2–7Master P: They’re playing basketball
Empty Vassell2–7snack related mishaps

Playoffs · week 22

snack related mishaps6–3Master P: They’re playing basketball
Empty Vassell6–3SLOB Goblins n' Taints

Keepers

SLOB Goblins n' Taints

Alperen Sengun · C,F
Evan Mobley · C,F
Josh Giddey · F,G
Paolo Banchero · F
Tyrese Haliburton · G

Master P: They’re playing basketball

Brook Lopez · C
Desmond Bane · F,G
Franz Wagner · F
Jabari Smith · C,F
Lauri Markkanen · F

Empty Vassell

Jalen Brunson · G
Kevin Durant · F,G
Kristaps Porzingis · C,F
Michael Porter Jr. · F
Nicolas Claxton · C

snack related mishaps

Anthony Davis · C,F
Bennedict Mathurin · F,G
Jamal Murray · G
Kawhi Leonard · F
Kyrie Irving · G

Skyfucker United

Buddy Hield · F,G
Jayson Tatum · F
Luka Doncic · G
Mikal Bridges · F
Shaedon Sharpe · F,G

DENTAL PLAN!!!!

Bam Adebayo · C,F
Darius Garland · G
Tyler Herro · G

MM Keeps

Domantas Sabonis · C,F
Donovan Mitchell · G
Jaren Jackson Jr. · C,F
Jaylen Brown · F,G
Nikola Vucevic · C

Big Al

Cameron Johnson · F,G
Fred VanVleet · G
Jerami Grant · F
LaMelo Ball · G
Trae Young · G

Spreadsheet Bum

Andrew Wiggins · F
Jakob Poeltl · C
Klay Thompson · F,G
Kyle Kuzma · F
Zach LaVine · G

The fisherman

Anthony Edwards · G
De'Aaron Fox · G
Kevin Huerter · F,G
Tre Jones · G