History · 10 teams · 18 regular-season weeks

2022-23

Champion: Freak Strikes Back (Noah Brotman)

Standings

#	Team	W-L-T	PCT	Finish
1	I'm so not fineRobin Honderich	95-63-4	.599	1st
2	The fishermanNick Poissant	94-67-1	.583	2nd
3	Freak Strikes BackNoah Brotman	93-68-1	.577	Champion
4	MM KeepsMathew Martin	92-69-1	.571	4th
5	Taints: Enter the CadecheroZac	79-82-1	.491	5th
6	We’ve got the jazzPaul Denneboom	79-83-0	.488	6th
7	DENTAL PLAN!!!!Adam Stecher	71-91-0	.438	7th
8	grandfathered kneesIstvan	70-92-0	.432	8th
9	01011000 01001100M Boland	69-91-2	.432	9th
10	Big AlAlex Stephen	62-98-2	.389	10th

Standings are regular-season category results (weeks 1–18); finish is the final placing after the playoffs.

Matchups

Scores are category wins out of 9; equal scores are ties.

Week 1

01011000 010011003–6Freak Strikes Back
DENTAL PLAN!!!!3–6I'm so not fine
Taints: Enter the Cadechero6–3grandfathered knees
We’ve got the jazz4–5The fisherman
Big Al2–7MM Keeps

Week 2

grandfathered knees7–2Big Al
The fisherman3–5I'm so not fine
DENTAL PLAN!!!!6–301011000 01001100
MM Keeps6–3Taints: Enter the Cadechero
Freak Strikes Back4–5We’ve got the jazz

Week 3

grandfathered knees1–8We’ve got the jazz
The fisherman5–4Taints: Enter the Cadechero
I'm so not fine8–1Big Al
DENTAL PLAN!!!!6–3Freak Strikes Back
MM Keeps4–501011000 01001100

Week 4

01011000 010011004–5grandfathered knees
Big Al1–8The fisherman
Freak Strikes Back5–4Taints: Enter the Cadechero
I'm so not fine4–4MM Keeps
We’ve got the jazz7–2DENTAL PLAN!!!!

Week 5

01011000 010011005–4We’ve got the jazz
The fisherman3–6MM Keeps
grandfathered knees3–6I'm so not fine
Taints: Enter the Cadechero5–4DENTAL PLAN!!!!
Big Al1–7Freak Strikes Back

Week 6

Taints: Enter the Cadechero4–501011000 01001100
We’ve got the jazz4–5Big Al
Freak Strikes Back4–5I'm so not fine
The fisherman8–1DENTAL PLAN!!!!
MM Keeps5–4grandfathered knees

Week 7

MM Keeps3–6Freak Strikes Back
I'm so not fine4–401011000 01001100
Big Al5–4DENTAL PLAN!!!!
Taints: Enter the Cadechero5–4We’ve got the jazz
grandfathered knees3–6The fisherman

Week 8

MM Keeps4–5DENTAL PLAN!!!!
We’ve got the jazz3–6I'm so not fine
Freak Strikes Back6–3grandfathered knees
Big Al4–5Taints: Enter the Cadechero
01011000 010011004–5The fisherman

Week 9

The fisherman3–6Freak Strikes Back
MM Keeps8–1We’ve got the jazz
Taints: Enter the Cadechero5–4I'm so not fine
01011000 010011005–4Big Al
DENTAL PLAN!!!!5–4grandfathered knees

Week 10

01011000 010011004–5Freak Strikes Back
DENTAL PLAN!!!!2–7I'm so not fine
grandfathered knees3–6Taints: Enter the Cadechero
The fisherman5–4We’ve got the jazz
Big Al4–5MM Keeps

Week 11

grandfathered knees4–5Big Al
I'm so not fine4–5The fisherman
DENTAL PLAN!!!!6–301011000 01001100
Taints: Enter the Cadechero2–7MM Keeps
Freak Strikes Back6–3We’ve got the jazz

Week 12

We’ve got the jazz5–4grandfathered knees
The fisherman7–2Taints: Enter the Cadechero
I'm so not fine5–4Big Al
Freak Strikes Back5–4DENTAL PLAN!!!!
01011000 010011002–7MM Keeps

Week 13

01011000 010011004–5grandfathered knees
Big Al4–5The fisherman
Freak Strikes Back5–4Taints: Enter the Cadechero
I'm so not fine6–3MM Keeps
We’ve got the jazz7–2DENTAL PLAN!!!!

Week 14

We’ve got the jazz6–301011000 01001100
MM Keeps4–5The fisherman
I'm so not fine5–4grandfathered knees
DENTAL PLAN!!!!2–7Taints: Enter the Cadechero
Freak Strikes Back5–4Big Al

Week 15

01011000 010011004–5Taints: Enter the Cadechero
Big Al3–6We’ve got the jazz
I'm so not fine4–5Freak Strikes Back
DENTAL PLAN!!!!8–1The fisherman
grandfathered knees6–3MM Keeps

Week 16

MM Keeps3–6Freak Strikes Back
I'm so not fine4–401011000 01001100
Big Al5–4DENTAL PLAN!!!!
Taints: Enter the Cadechero5–4We’ve got the jazz
The fisherman6–3grandfathered knees

Week 17

DENTAL PLAN!!!!4–5MM Keeps
We’ve got the jazz3–6I'm so not fine
grandfathered knees2–7Freak Strikes Back
Taints: Enter the Cadechero4–4Big Al
The fisherman7–201011000 01001100

Week 18

Freak Strikes Back2–7The fisherman
We’ve got the jazz1–8MM Keeps
Taints: Enter the Cadechero3–6I'm so not fine
01011000 010011005–4Big Al
grandfathered knees6–3DENTAL PLAN!!!!

Playoffs · week 19

MM Keeps5–4I'm so not fine
Freak Strikes Back5–4The fisherman
grandfathered knees4–5Taints: Enter the Cadechero
DENTAL PLAN!!!!4–5We’ve got the jazz
Big Al7–201011000 01001100

Playoffs · week 20

Taints: Enter the Cadechero4–5I'm so not fine
We’ve got the jazz4–5The fisherman
Big Al3–601011000 01001100
Freak Strikes Back2–7MM Keeps

Playoffs · week 21

The fisherman1–8MM Keeps
I'm so not fine3–6Freak Strikes Back
Big Al5–401011000 01001100

Playoffs · week 22

MM Keeps5–4Freak Strikes Back
The fisherman4–5I'm so not fine

Playoffs · week 23

MM Keeps2–7Freak Strikes Back

Playoffs · week 24

MM Keeps4–5Freak Strikes Back

Keepers

I'm so not fine

Ben Simmons · F,G
Ja Morant · G
Kevin Durant · F,G
Michael Porter Jr. · F
Tyrese Haliburton · G

The fisherman

Anthony Edwards · G
Dejounte Murray · G
Julius Randle · F
Nikola Jokic · C
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander · G

Freak Strikes Back

Brandon Ingram · F,G
Luka Doncic · G
Pascal Siakam · C,F
Scottie Barnes · F,G
Zion Williamson · C,F

MM Keeps

Domantas Sabonis · C,F
Jaylen Brown · F,G
Jordan Poole · G
Myles Turner · C
Tyrese Maxey · G

Taints: Enter the Cadechero

Alperen Sengun · C,F
Cade Cunningham · G
Evan Mobley · C,F
Josh Giddey · F,G
Kristaps Porzingis · C,F

We’ve got the jazz

Desmond Bane · F,G
Jonas Valanciunas · C
Karl-Anthony Towns · C,F
Khris Middleton · F,G

DENTAL PLAN!!!!

Bam Adebayo · C,F
Darius Garland · G
Giannis Antetokounmpo · F
Tyler Herro · G
Wendell Carter Jr. · C

grandfathered knees

Jamal Murray · G
Joel Embiid · C
Kawhi Leonard · F
Kyrie Irving · G
RJ Barrett · F,G

01011000 01001100

Damian Lillard · G
Klay Thompson · F,G
Kyle Kuzma · F
Miles Bridges · F
Zach LaVine · G

Big Al

Fred VanVleet · G
Jerami Grant · F
LaMelo Ball · G
Trae Young · G